• Thursday , 11 February 2016

Twerking: Serious Problem at Kitsap School


Central Kitsap High School held a mandatory staff meeting on wednesday to address the growing popularity of a dangerous dance act known as twerking.  Twerking is defined as the gyrating of the buttocks in a rhythmic manner. It is reported to be spreading amongst females at the school. Staff say it has become a serious distraction in classrooms and that as many as 13 girls have been seriously injured performing it.

District officials did not initially address the issue when it came to their attention back in August after the MTV music awards cast it into the national spotlight.  One staff member told us “We have seen things like this come and go. In the 80’s, everyone was walking like an Egyptian. In the 90’s it was the Macarena. Last decade we saw an influx of Krumping with the Hyphy movement. But this is something totally different and if we don’t do something to stop it, things could get out of control.”

Becky Landerson, a Junior at CK admitted that many girls at school are abusing twerking. Becky is a former twerkaholic, but has since kicked the habit and now leads a support group for girls dealing with similar issues.

“I started skipping class to twerk. I stopped caring about everything. I lost contact with a lot of my friends and family. Eventually, I dropped out and began twerking on the streets” Becky says.  Now back in school, and taking twerkboxone to curb her cravings, Becky is clearly shaken from the experience.

The district said they will hold a public meeting on the subject next month.  If you suspect your child of twerking, please contact the Public Health Department for support.

Infographic depicts a startling rate of twerking



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  1. Justin
    January 3, 2014 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    Are you kidding me? No mandatory meetings on drinking and driving unless they want to play idiotic. More that 50% of all Juniors and 65% of all seniors do drinking and 40% of those drive while doing it. Twerking is stupid but does it really warrant a meeting? Boys get Tennis Elbow from masturbating better spend money and hold a meeting about that. I’m sorry but this is the stupid topic on a meeting I have heard in a long time. Maybe you should hold a meeting banning the word freedom while were at it.

  2. Gyronex
    January 3, 2014 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    Wow. This… is ridiculous. Is this a joke?

  3. trill32
    January 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm - Reply

    Wow out of all the things the school district can meet they meet about twerking if i was a parent i would be mad at the priorities of the school. SMH
    Twerkaholic???? Get out of here.

  4. Slav
    January 3, 2014 at 11:53 pm - Reply

    Wtf is this? Is this a joke? Because I’m laughing pretty hard.

  5. butterball
    January 4, 2014 at 1:07 am - Reply

    are you fucking kidding me that testimony is pure shit its fake as fuck and your school is the dumbest of them all fuck off ck

  6. Erik
    January 4, 2014 at 1:53 am - Reply

    Uhhh… I have literally never seen nor heard of any of this. I mean, Twerking, yes, but I don’t think people are dropping out of school to ‘twerk on the streets.’ Unless this is an elaborate joke, in which case, bravo.

  7. ameer
    January 4, 2014 at 2:05 am - Reply

    this is gravy

  8. billy
    January 4, 2014 at 2:24 am - Reply

    I saw becky on the side of the road holding a sign that said “will twerk for food” ….so sad..

    • Kevin
      January 9, 2014 at 9:21 pm - Reply

      It’s true, I saw Becky with that sign also (Will Twerk 4 Food). I gave her my Big Mac cause i felt bad for her, and I’ll admit she was one hell of a twerker.

  9. Kim
    January 4, 2014 at 4:51 am - Reply

    This isn’t real

  10. rebecka harris
    January 4, 2014 at 4:58 am - Reply

    This has got to be fake are you freakin kidding me ok twerking has been around for ages since hip hop started do your research and really skipping school to twerk and dropping out to twerk on the streets you make it sound like heroin or crack its dancing and half these small minded children still can’t do it wow that’s all I can say stupid

    • Jeff
      January 5, 2014 at 5:18 pm - Reply

      I’m not sure what’s more funny, the story or Rebekah Harris’s response. I know this is the internet where spelling and grammar are frowned upon, but it doesn’t help your case calling them “small minded kids when you write something that makes you look like you dropped out of the third grade.

  11. Anonymous
    January 4, 2014 at 6:20 am - Reply

    Is this a joke? You cant possibly be serious about this. Haha the things that the School District spends their time on. Instead of working on making the education you are providing students better, you are focused on a “twerking issue.” You have got to be kidding me.

  12. Concerned Citizen
    January 4, 2014 at 11:38 am - Reply

    Is this a freaking joke lol?!?!

    “Founded in 2013, we are dedicated to providing the members of Kitsap County with up to date mostly factual information”

    Get of the interwebz hahaha

  13. Centurion13
    January 4, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    I dunno. Those Kitsap girls will try anything once. Looks like this twerkin’ thing is getting out of control, though. When I first heard about it, you coulda knocked me over with a wrecking ball.

  14. Colton
    January 4, 2014 at 9:42 pm - Reply

    Is this really our biggest problem in Kitsap County or even news? I find this article ridiculous. If kids are dropping out of school to twerk on the street, the real problem is the school or whatever else has happened to that kid/s. Heroin and crystal meth run rapid in Kitsap county and you guys wanna report on the “gyrating of buttocks” as you guys so eloquently put it.

    • Kelly
      January 5, 2014 at 11:51 pm - Reply

      see the comments below!

  15. cougar boys
    January 5, 2014 at 12:08 am - Reply

    The fact that some people can’t distinguish that this is satirical writing is quite alarming

    • Nea
      January 5, 2014 at 6:59 am - Reply

      Agreed. :)

    • Scott
      January 5, 2014 at 11:56 am - Reply

      I came here to say the exact same thing. Of course it’s fake you dummies.

    • Joe
      January 6, 2014 at 10:54 pm - Reply

      Well this IS the Bremerton area after all, so it really isn’t too much of a shock that people are this dense. But yes, still pretty disturbing.

    • Fellow coug
      January 8, 2014 at 6:43 am - Reply

      Not everyone graduated from the Edward R. Murrow school of communications.

  16. Sebastian Wingfield
    January 5, 2014 at 1:01 am - Reply

    I can’t tell if this is a serious article or not..“I started skipping class to twerk. I stopped caring about everything. I lost contact with a lot of my friends and family. Eventually, I dropped out and began twerking on the streets” Becky says. Now back in school, and taking twerkboxone to curb her cravings, Becky is clearly shaken from the experience.

    This has to be a joke.

  17. TradesFoodStampsForTwerks
    January 5, 2014 at 3:31 am - Reply


  18. Shawnda Hoskins
    January 5, 2014 at 5:02 am - Reply

    Y’all can’t be taking this serious? Its a joke.. ‘I was twerking in the streets’ seriously? Twerkaholic?

  19. twerkitytwerk
    January 5, 2014 at 5:04 am - Reply

    This is satire news. Like the onion news network. All fake.

  20. RC Johnson
    January 5, 2014 at 6:23 am - Reply

    Its not real guys haha just a joke. No girl would drop out of school to twerk hahaha this article is hilarious tho

  21. jennifer
    January 5, 2014 at 5:03 pm - Reply

    Uhmmm people…you do realize this entire publication is a satire publication right? Nothing in it is true…none of the articles are true. Its meant to be funny.

  22. Jessica
    January 5, 2014 at 6:22 pm - Reply

    This IS a joke right? It has to be fake. If it’s not I worry more for the adults than adolescents in American society. Good to see how far we’ve come though.

  23. Randy
    January 5, 2014 at 9:11 pm - Reply

    I am completely amazed at how many people think this is real.

  24. Kelly
    January 5, 2014 at 11:50 pm - Reply

    People, THIS IS FAKE! This website is satirical. Read the “about us” section if you just came here for the first time from a Facebook link. If we can’t be more discerning readers than this, how are we ever going to be truly informed about the world?

  25. P. Ness
    January 6, 2014 at 9:48 am - Reply

    Who is taking this serious?? Really??? 😀 Taking twerkboxone to curb the urge… HA!
    Why, I remember when having a lot of junk in the trunk was just called having a fat a**.

  26. Pocahontas
    January 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm - Reply

    The comments are as comical as the article…this is just funny…goes to show you some people do believe everything they see on the internet

  27. Wendy
    January 6, 2014 at 6:09 pm - Reply

    I don’t think this there is anything funny about this. My daughter attends CKHS, and this type of the behavior is the LAST thing that I allow in our home. Not only is it completely inappropriate, but to find out that 13 girls at the school have been HURT in the process? This is just adding insult to injury. I will be having words with the CK administration about this if I don’t see concrete evidence that steps are being taken toward a solution. The moral stature of the female students in this years class is bad enough, from what my daughter tells me. Sex, drugs, and abortion galore!

    • craftylexi
      January 6, 2014 at 10:17 pm - Reply

      Honey, please don’t bother the poor staff at CKHS. It’s a joke. Your comment is one of the most well written, as far as grammar and spelling goes. It leads me to believe you are capable to independent, critical thinking. Please use some critical thinking to determine the veracity of this article before you bother the poor CK administrators.

      • Joe
        January 6, 2014 at 10:49 pm - Reply

        @crafty – I think it’s better if she just goes ahead and brings up her “complaint” with the school lol. Maybe publicly humiliating herself will knock some sense into her. Oh how I wish I could be there to watch!

    • Joe
      January 6, 2014 at 10:47 pm - Reply

      Your comment is even more hilarious than Justin’s up at the top. Wow…..just wow.

  28. Jon
    January 6, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    The owner of this site is profiting off of how gullible and retarded a disturbingly high percentage of kitsap residents are. And I’m jealous that I didn’t think of this. Brilliant!

  29. Jon
    January 6, 2014 at 6:23 pm - Reply

    The funniest part is the comment from Justin up at the top. Holy crap, how retarded can you get?

  30. Mat DelPorto
    January 7, 2014 at 8:48 pm - Reply

    I’m a 56 year old man. During a Thanksgiving event at the VFW hall I thought it would be funny to do a twerk on the dance floor. I now have two herniated discs, and the doc says if I don’t stop twerking, I’ll be wheelchair bound for life. I think there’s some sort of nervological thing that happens when you do it, because I just can’t stop! If there’s a support group for this, please publish the information.

  31. Grandma Shaming: Alarming New Trend Amongst Teens | Kitsap Report
    January 12, 2014 at 11:45 pm - Reply

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  32. UR BOY RIGG'S / 2003
    February 13, 2014 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    This shows how many In breaded loggers work in Silverdale schools. That’s y I moved as soon as I graduated. Straight out of the hole state,…VEGAS BABY.. Take my word get ur kids out y they still got a chance getting a education…..Be safe driving..{{{ Don’t drink and drive it will happen to u or ur friends! stop them if ur a REAL FRIEND and that’s As real as it gets..}}} And I almost for got C.K.S.D do ur job for once, you’ll didn’t do it 11 years ago when I was attending school, C.K.S.D you know who iam,,, J. Riggs..do ur job for me at least and help those kids, by addressing real PROBLEMS.

  33. UR BOY RIGG'S / 2003
    February 13, 2014 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    And what the Hell are you people thinking blasting that little kid for bulling. Bulling kills kids and what is going to happen when this kid starts to get made fun of.. It’s Columbine in the works..If I was the parent I would have the biggest lawsuit agents anyone involved with posting that and also he’s a minor and you F$$ks are defaming this kid on a widely spreader website..Iam n Vegas and I I am hearing this B.S. From the great ( NOT ) C.K.S.D.He has rights, did anyone go to collage I might just fly up there and represent this kid and family…My family and I have already sued the C.K.S.D back in 1999/2000 for there attempt to expel my brother for his freedom of speech, for saying here comes 5-0 when Rick the security guard was walking towards him…you’ll really need to do some homework ya homework on your law’s, and on how to do your jobs on how to keep those kids safe as possible that’s number 1…Example—-Drinking and Driving—–Street Drugs and Prescription Drugs—–and a big 1 safe sex and abstinence… I am getting a headache from all the stupid and heartless people that work around are children….I am done here I can keep on forever cuz C.K.S.D don’t ever do the right thing in any sense for that mater….J.Rigg’s~~~OUT

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